Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location.
Chris RockThe Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden.
Chris RockI don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree.
Chris RockYou donโt need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, thatโs right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollarsโฆ five thousand dollars per bulletโฆ You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.
Chris Rock