Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like "How do I make this stuff funny?"

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.

I love black people, but I hate niggers.