You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law.

I've remade a few movies and they all have one thing in common: great endings. If you're going to remake something, make sure that ending is tight. It's a little less challenging, if you have a great ending. If you don't have a great ending, don't remake the movie.

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.

No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'

I'm looking forward to not being tired around my child. My father was tired a lot. I want to play ball with my child without having to grab my shoulder because I'm not physically fit. And I want to really teach my child and become his or her friend.

If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.