Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"