People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.
Chris RockSmart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.
Chris RockA black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
Chris RockIt's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
Chris RockGun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
Chris RockAll people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.
Chris Rock