Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.

Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.

If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.

I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.

There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.