Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or three years, but when I say tickets are on sale, I know they're going to be gone, even if my movie bombed or my TV show sucked.

It's weird with stand-up comedy. It doesn't really translate worldwide. I want to figure out how do I make it worldwide. Do a special in Africa. Can't beat that. Pull that off, then I will have done something.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.

If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.