If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!

When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.

Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.

No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.