Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.