I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.

If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.

Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.

I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.

All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.

I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.