I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.

So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America... but whatever you decide to do, it better be positive, 'cause if one person is harmed, you will be destroyed. You see Oprah, she just be giving away money. She's doing that to keep the Feds off her back.

The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.

Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.