If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.

The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right there in front of you.

There's always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people are booing. They kinda boo a premise. And then I bail myself out with a joke. But it's like trying to do movies where there's a dramatic undertone.

I always say there's no more little girls, just boys with breasts. Girls act like boys nowadays. Teenage girls, they go after boys. They're predatory just like boys. My goal is to keep my girls, girls.