Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.