Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.

America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.

You want to track Hollywood careers, look in the real estate section. You see a guy buy a house that costs $6 million, and you can literally start counting the days until he starts doing crappy movies.

There's math, and everything else is debatable!

If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what they want to do. When you are raised by two parents, you are constantly watching compromise take place. Just by observing that, it made me a better person.

Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.

Learn how to cook. Read books that will educate you. Get an education. Get a career. And support yourself. And live in a section of town that isn't conducive to violence.