Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.

You're not famous unless people's mothers know who you are. Everybody else, you think you're famous, but you're just hot, and heat cools off.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

I just love New York. New York has energy, it has culture, New York is very diverse. There's not a better place in the world.

For me, anything goes when I pick up a mike. I'm not trying to hurt people - I try not to get too personal - but I look at myself as a reporter. If you can report on anything that has to do with pop culture, then why can't I make jokes about it? Yes, it hurts. But I figure that laughter sometimes starts from pain. You might wince, but then I know that I'm doing my job. The only thing I can do wrong is not be funny.

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right there in front of you.