Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!

I learned pretty quickly that it's your WORK ETHIC that LEVELS THE PLAYING FIELD. Education helps, but I've met failures who have Ph.D.s. I believe the hardest worker is always going to win.

I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

There's a difference between racism and "I don't know any better. I'm clueless." Racism is like, "I'm trying to make you feel bad." That's racism.

Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.