Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.
Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.