Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

There's a difference between racism and "I don't know any better. I'm clueless." Racism is like, "I'm trying to make you feel bad." That's racism.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

I just love New York. New York has energy, it has culture, New York is very diverse. There's not a better place in the world.

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.