My mother always says: "You know better, so you'll be punished. Your friends don't know better, so they won't be punished. They can go snatch chains and they'll be fine. But if you snatch chains, you'll end up in jail because you know better."

There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD.

You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war !

People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.

Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.

Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we're all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group of people that saw the world in a different way, it's like this is where I need to be.

If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!