Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.

I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.

If the right opportunity came along, maybe, but I'm more focused on trying to create a TV show where I can be myself, rather than playing a wacky neighbor. Although, I would gladly play a wacky neighbor of any sort.