Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.

The normal make a living. The deranged make history.

And my daughter's too smart. She gets it watching TV. She gets it. She's five. She gets it. I... I have a smart kid; I don't want a smart kid. I'm gonna start feedin' her lead paint chips just to bring her down.

There's one in every family. When the police calls in the middle of the night and says "We've got a family members of yours under arrest" and you know directly who it is. In my family we have seven of those... And they are all my *Mom*!

We're looking for answers in a landfill instead of looking to people who bring the light.

Abortion is an atrocity. Those who practice or praise it are either damn idiots, misguided fools, or treacherous devils.

If you're a racist, right now, in 2011... You just look like a retard, man.