All of Dad's relationships ended exactly the same: subpoena, beep of a moving van backing up the driveway, pile of his clothes burning on the front lawn.
Christopher TitusHow do we help the church get their respect back? I have a plan: pedophile crucifixions.
Christopher TitusYou know what, man? I am going to literally โ if (Palin) gets elected president, I am going to hang out on the grassy knoll all the time, just loaded and ready โ because you know what? Itโs for my country. Itโs for my country. If I got to sacrifice myself, itโs for my country.
Christopher TitusA salamander can grow a new tail in three weeks. My dad can score new tail in three minutes.
Christopher TitusWhen you are a screwed up person, you have a responsibility to keep your normal friends from getting walked on. 'Cos, how bad could you screw that up ? And don't say, Well, you could cause someone six months of physical therapy. 'Cos, hey, lots of times, those exercise take places in pools and nylon tents with little plastic balls. Fun places like that. And, she gets to park up really close for a while. Ha ha, oh, I'm the bad guy.
Christopher Titus