Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.

Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.