If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.
Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.
It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.