If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.
I've always believed that acting is instinct to start with; you either have it or you don't.
Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.
Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.