It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.