I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.
I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.
Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.