Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.
Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.