If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

I've always believed that acting is instinct to start with; you either have it or you don't.