Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.
You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.
It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.