Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.

You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.

I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.

The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.