Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.
I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.
It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.