Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
Most of us don't know about happiness until it's over.
If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.