Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!