Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

What kind of FBI agent are you?

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.