Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!