There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.