There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.