There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Let me play a Man in a scene.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.