There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'