Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What kind of FBI agent are you?