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NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
What kind of FBI agent are you?