You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.