You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.