You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.