You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.