You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?