You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!