You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Let me play a Man in a scene.

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