It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Let me play a Man in a scene.