There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.