It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Let me play a Man in a scene.

What kind of FBI agent are you?

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?