It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.