People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

I always wanted to write as much as perform.

Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My stand-up isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.