People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.