People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.