For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write