For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either.

Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.