My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.