My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things.

What I love about comedians is their instinct is always to go against the grain. Their whole existence is pointing out the elephant in the room. Already you can see audiences are pushing back, but we're the ones who really can take it more than anybody.

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.