Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ.

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.