Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest form of government and we have two choices for who’s our leader. In fascism you only have one choice. That’s great. We have one more choice than the worst form of government.

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.