Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.

Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.

It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest form of government and we have two choices for who’s our leader. In fascism you only have one choice. That’s great. We have one more choice than the worst form of government.

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.