You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

That’s the beauty of being a comedian: it’s the one job you’re allowed to do that. We’re lucky. We’re really lucky.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.