You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.