The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems.
Colin QuinnItโs sad. Marxism didnโt work. Communism didnโt work. Capitalism doesnโt work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesnโt work. Democracy-the greatest form of government and we have two choices for whoโs our leader. In fascism you only have one choice. Thatโs great. We have one more choice than the worst form of government.
Colin QuinnYou canโt make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
Colin QuinnI think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ.
Colin QuinnI used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything. I like it better now that everybody knows all the candidates from the past 15 years. But it does get really ugly. It's ugly and it's pugilist.
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