A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My stand-up isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen.

The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.