My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.
Colin QuinnWell... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.
Colin QuinnThe Senate was holding hearings on deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly, making them think they're going to get a bunch of money, when in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.
Colin Quinn