I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

My name has zero value.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.