My name has zero value.

My name has zero value.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My stand-up isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

That’s the beauty of being a comedian: it’s the one job you’re allowed to do that. We’re lucky. We’re really lucky.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.