Everybody's funny in different ways.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

New York Stat agreed to pay $12 million to settle a lawsuit filed three decades ago by inmates swept up in the bloody 1971 revolt at Attica prison. The settlement will be paid in the form of chocolate bars and packs of Newports that can be picked up in the commissary.

What I love about comedians is their instinct is always to go against the grain. Their whole existence is pointing out the elephant in the room. Already you can see audiences are pushing back, but we're the ones who really can take it more than anybody.

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.