Everybody's funny in different ways.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ.

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.