I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.