I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ.

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.