I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

My name has zero value.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.