Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.