Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.