Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself.