I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it.

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself.

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.

Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.