I used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything. I like it better now that everybody knows all the candidates from the past 15 years. But it does get really ugly. It's ugly and it's pugilist.

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.