I used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything. I like it better now that everybody knows all the candidates from the past 15 years. But it does get really ugly. It's ugly and it's pugilist.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.