You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

The Senate was holding hearings on deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly, making them think they're going to get a bunch of money, when in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.

My name has zero value.

I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.