You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

That’s the beauty of being a comedian: it’s the one job you’re allowed to do that. We’re lucky. We’re really lucky.

My name has zero value.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

I always wanted to write as much as perform.