You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

I used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything. I like it better now that everybody knows all the candidates from the past 15 years. But it does get really ugly. It's ugly and it's pugilist.

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write