I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.