I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.

But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.