I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop