I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.

As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.