I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.
I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?
I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.
Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.
Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.