I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.

We got to push to give, and one life to live.