I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.