I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.

Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.