We got to push to give, and one life to live.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.