As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.
My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.
Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.
Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.