But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.